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April 05, 2005

Finding inner peace

Someone posted this, on a message board I frequent, and I laughed so hard, I just had to share it, here.

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we
all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple, advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning,I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel,a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

And to think that I thought that Dr. Phil was blowing nothing but a bunch of hot air! =)

Posted by Romy at April 5, 2005 10:41 AM

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