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April 13, 2005
Compare and contrast - for Jodi
In response to my last entry, Jodi said, and I quote:
"no. i do not watch your silly show. ok? i do not have time for such frivolous behaviors. because i am too busy watching other shows with handsome cop men upon whom i have crushes."
I'm sorry, hon, but dem's fightin' words, right there!
Crushable actors aside, if you're speaking of SVU, which I assume you are - The Shield kicks it's ass from hell to breakfast! I know that you like disturbing HBO shows, like Oz, so.....let me let you in on something....The Shield is the closest you'll come to an HBO type of show, on regular cable. It pushes the envalope like no other cable show I've seen, and they just keep pushing harder, and harder, and it ROCKS! If The Shield were a book, it'd be right up there on Satan's bookclub, trust me. If I were a TV junkie, I'd set up Satan's TV Guide, but, alas, I'm not, not to mention the fact that I don't need anymore projects, at this time.
Ok - NOW getting to the crushable actors part....Lem kicks Stabler's ASS, and I'll prove it...
Lem:

Stabler:

Sorry. There is no comparison.
Heh.
Posted by Romy at April 13, 2005 06:55 PM
Comments
that is not stabler and you know it.
Posted by: Jodi
at April 13, 2005 08:18 PM
also, ryan o'reily can out maneuver any dumb shield cop you have. who is that guy anyway? in the picture. he looks like the dude from saved by the bell.
AND i'm not going to give you your uber calendar password if you aren't careful.
STABLER IS WATCHING YOU!!!
Posted by: Jodi
at April 13, 2005 08:29 PM
Ok, well, you've got a bit of a point, maybe half a point, BUT, you don't know what you're talking about, saying things like "dumb shield cop", because you don't know Vic. He's not a good cop, or a bad cop, he's a different kind of cop.
Victor and I have decided that O'Reilly vs. Mackey would be awesome - like Alien vs. Predator, but of course, Mackey would win. =)
Posted by: Romy
at April 13, 2005 08:41 PM
Oh, and can I just say that I really like the fact that I stumped you so bad, initially, that it took you about 11 minutes to form a response. =)
Posted by: Romy
at April 13, 2005 08:43 PM
it didn't take me 11 minutes to form a response... it took me 11 minutes to care enough to form a response, because your argument was silly.
stabler knows what you are up to, and he's calling keller. and then you are in a lot of trouble.
i don't know mackey is, but once my prison boyfriend ryan o'reily kicks his ass, we are going out for french fries, baby!!
Posted by: Jodi
at April 13, 2005 10:58 PM
AND i never said he was a "good cop" or a "bad cop" i said he was a DUMB coop. you said he was a "different" kind of cop. and we all know what "different" means. uh-huh... yes we do!
Posted by: Jodi
at April 13, 2005 10:59 PM
"DUMB coop" - priceless!
You are delirious, dear, really. Perhaps you should sit down, and relax.......oh look! Here comes Dr. Huang (or is that Father Ray Mukado??), with a little medicine for ya.
Mackey is smart, AND a serious badass. He's not someone you want to mess around with, or piss off, that's for sure! Since you're delirious, I'll let it slide... this time.
Posted by: Romy
at April 14, 2005 07:26 AM
Oh, and it totally took you 11 minutes to form a response. I could see you stewing, from here!
Posted by: Romy
at April 14, 2005 07:27 AM
I don't watch "The Shield": I'm afraid of seeing "The Commish" as anything but "The Commish"...
Also, I have my Sailor Moon* tapes to watch... Oh those vixen-y Sailor Scouts... (The next line to be said aloud like Homer J. Simpson:) Sailor Scouts: Aughlalalalala...
(* In actuality, Sailor Moon disgusts me, as does "Erotic Sailor Moon Fan Fiction", "Erotic Hello Kitty Fan Fiction" and any OTHER "Fan Fiction" for that matter. My sentiments were formed a long time ago when, while singing my own rendition of "More Than Words", the young lady I was singing to asked me, "Who sings that song?" Quick to impress her with my musical knowledge, I quickly replied, "Extreme". She then turned to me, looked me right in the eye and said, "Then SHUT UP and let them."
Game, Set, Match; Yahtzee; You sunk my Battleship; Game over: They all adequately describe how I felt.)
Posted by: Thomas at April 14, 2005 09:02 AM
Oh, dude, Thomas, Mackey could totally kick the Commish's ASS, seriously. This is the best role that Chiklis has ever had, period (and he does a damn good Belushi, and Curly, so that's saying a lot). I wouldn't say that, if it weren't true, because, as I said yesterday, he is the spitting image of my ex-husband, and I still go out of my way to watch!
Oh, and I am not into anime, but don't go knocking Hello Kitty - you'll have Jodi, and I, both on your bad side, for that! =)
Posted by: Romy
at April 14, 2005 09:14 AM
oh mackey can KISS MY LIMITED EDITION ASTROLOGY LIBRA HELLO KITTY'S ASS! I put nerd glasses on her, so she looks real smart. like me.
i'm probably going to take thomas's side on this. thomas, what side are you on again? doesn't matter. you've gone too far, romy. STABLER IS NOT PLEASED WITH YOU. calling me delirious. and i don't STEW. that's too close to cooking. i might PONDER but i don't STEW.
[[i haven't had a good fight with lisa in a while, in case you can't tell. :) ]]
Posted by: Jodi
at April 14, 2005 09:35 AM
Jodi, Jodi, Jodi...don't you know that the ties that bind the Hello Kitty fans together is thicker than water? I mean, yeah, boys can be cute, but they're still BOYS (icky).
I say we go steal the Hello Kitty RV, and drive to...um, where is it, again? Michigan? Yeah, and drive to Michigan, to kick Thomas' ass, for dissing on our Kitty. We can bring O'Reilly and Mackey for backup.
Posted by: Romy
at April 14, 2005 09:42 AM
well, he only said he did not like erotic hello kitty fan fiction. that's not an actual hello kitty dis, is it? however, i'm all over getting that rv and hitting the road. i need to stop off in Wisconsin to deal with the people who want to shoot kitties tho. gonna need to stop in arizona for some guns first.
oh, and while we are out, lets ride some roller coasters!!
Posted by: Jodi
at April 14, 2005 12:34 PM
I enjoy Hello Kitty and some Anime, I primarily abhorr Fan Fiction regarding ANYTHING...
Unless it's fan fiction about yours truly*...
(* I hate the term "yours truly", BTW**)
(** I have a grudge, but do not HATE, abbreviations used just to be lazy, like BTW... "By the way" is only 8 characters, 10 if you count the spaces. BTW is three, eleventy billion if you count the pretentiousness. So you can see, you save NOTHING by that abbr.)
Posted by: Thomas at April 15, 2005 12:56 PM
I type about a million words a minute, but I am still haunted by the desire to use such abbreviations as BTW, and OMG. I don't know why. It's a sickness.
Oh, and why IS Abbreviated such a long word...?
Posted by: Romy
at April 15, 2005 01:07 PM
i use BTW all the time, you know? cuz i'm FAST AND SUPER SPEEDY! I don't need to read and i don't need to write it. i look at those three letters and i just KNOW. but you know what i hate? LOL. ugh.
romy, i think thomas is hinting that he wants some Thomas Fan Fiction.
Posted by: Jodi
at April 15, 2005 07:36 PM
satan's tv guide.....oooooooohhhhhh!
if only i weren't already running 4 blogs. just maybe i'd run that.
Posted by: river selkie
at April 16, 2005 01:21 AM