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April 15, 2005
BACON!
Newsflash: Archie McPhee has introduced their new line of bandaids, and I couldn't be more excited.
Now, onto the word of the day - Prurient.
I've tried to come up with some type of thought provoking blog entry, based entirely around that word, and, amazingly, I'm not coming up with much. Who knew that the topic of sex would stump me? I certainly didn't. So, instead of babbling on, incoherently, I'll ask you, my readers (all, um, 3 of you...), why is it that our society has such major issues with homosexuality, and yet, one of the most common male fantasies involves two women going at it?
Thoughts...?
Posted by Romy at April 15, 2005 12:30 PM
Comments
Pornography is intended for men, and men have a strong desire see women sexually satisfied. We have everything a woman could want, with the exception of a pussy. If you, a woman, wanted to slowly and erotically kiss the outer labia of a beautiful woman, I, a man, couldn't help you (Jodi could, but that might get weird for you.)
Seeing two women is like seeing everything we wish we could do for you/give you to taste.
Also, many men feel the woman's erogenous zones are complicated and elusive, so it would reason that another woman would know just where to touch because that's where SHE wants to be touched.
And finally, men like soft, wet, supple bodies. Two such bodies together that could possibly invite us to join gives us twice the number of orifii to place ourselves.
Men, no matter how soft, wet and supple (like Jason Alexander, the guy who played "Newman" on Seinfeld and the guy who plays "The Commish") are still guys and have pokey pieces THEY want to put somewhere. Ewww...
Posted by: Thomas at April 15, 2005 12:51 PM
Thanks for the insight (how did I know that you wouldn't disappoint?), but did you have to bring up the Commish? Ahhh! Flashbacks! He's much better looking, now, but I still can't lust after him, I just can't.
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at April 15, 2005 01:02 PM
"pokey pieces" heee!
Posted by: Jodi at April 15, 2005 04:54 PM
wait a second, if men have a strong desire to see woman satisfied, how do you explain the popularity of the "money shot?"v
Posted by: Jodi at April 16, 2005 11:48 AM
Yeah....???
Posted by: Romy at April 16, 2005 02:51 PM
yeah. frankly, the money shot does NOTHING for me. also, i needed to comment to see how my template was looking. look good!!
Posted by: Jodi at April 16, 2005 08:57 PM
The money shot is there because while we want to see the woman satisfied, we want to get off too, and it's a common male fantasy to have a woman crave our semen.
You'll notice there are no pornos where the woman says "Ewww...." when the guy cums all over her: It spoils the fantasy...
One of the new guy fetishes is to cum in a woman, then have another woman suck the ejaculate out (don't I paint it so romantically) then pass it back to the original recipient in a deep french kiss...
Posted by: Thomas at April 21, 2005 10:44 AM
A fantasy that you've been giving quite a bit of thought to, this week, it would appear! ;-)
Posted by: Marie at April 21, 2005 11:53 AM