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May 11, 2004

MAY

I just got my Real Astrology:


VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): It just ain't natural for a Virgo to be a
spectacular exhibitionist. We astrologers might be forgiven, then, if
we've wondered how the singer Beyoncé could possibly be a member of
your tribe, as she claims to be. Recently, the mystery was solved. In an
interview with the "Star," Beyoncé revealed that a character named Sasha
takes over her body onstage. "There's no way I'd wear a short little dress
and dance like that in front of all those people," she said. I bring this up,
Virgo, because I'd like you to consider acquiring your own alternate
personality. He or she could help you fulfill your current cosmic
mandate, which is to climb to a rooftop or mountaintop or tabletop and do
a song and dance dedicated to the person you want to be five years from
today.

It's right on, as it is every Wednesday. Or late Tuesday night, as it sometime's arrives in my inbox early.

Today I reconnected with an old friend. That's just fucking cool. He's doing well, and our paths may cross in August. We still seem to have a natural vibe, I think it's due to being similar kind of people... It makes me smile that a connection can be dormant for fifteen years and then pop right up again for a phone conversation. It reminded me of when I used to babysit, and he would keep me company on the phone. Except back then I really wanted to kiss him. Now, it would kick ass to meet his kids. I bet they're awesome. Ah, times change, but there are always Real people out there, no matter what time it is.

Time to yoga out to the Misfits, in honor of a friendship based on notes. I want your skulls!!!

Posted by kam at May 11, 2004 11:43 PM

Comments

Hey! I'm pretty into astrology. I'm an Aquarius! You know, I know one thing about Virgos. One trend that I have seen is that Virgos are usually partyers when they are young and when they get older like in their late 40s it becomes quite the opposite. I get this info from the fact that I have a few friends in their 20s that are Virgos and wild, crazy, coool, party people...... Then all the old people I know that are Virgos (my husband's father and stepmother, to name a couple) are the most conservative individuals I've ever met. Weird, eh?!?!? I just thought I'd pass along that little bit of info.... BTW don't mind me I'm kind of crazy!!

Posted by: Cynthia at December 4, 2004 07:22 PM

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